BC Free!

Wait, what?? Is this Meg's annual post to her very popular blog? So popular, that everyone waits for the ONE post every year with so much anticipation that there are circles of betting pools that are worth hundreds of millions as to when she will post. Well, it may be. For me to share with the world wide web that shellacs my words for thousands of years to search engines that are easy enough for the entire Fox network to use, it HAS to be worth it! Think of the next Jon Stewart (he will be cloned btw) reading this in 2100.

Well Jon, in case you ARE reading this, the reason I post today is to tell the world how happy I am to be off of birth control! (I think Jon will stop reading at this point, but...) I am literally happier than I've been in six months. I have ruled out all other possible factors, such as the sunshine outside, an absorbent amount of expensive lotion in my bathroom, the fact that I intend to eat horribly this weekend, or any kind of stimulant that I have consumed this morning. Nope, none of that. My amazing team of personal doctors, aka WEB MD tells me it is my hormones (specifically testosterone) being produced by me in the good ole natural way! Not a pill, not a MAN made hormone derived from god knows what in a factory, shipped to me via a nice little neat plastic package that promises i will only have a two day period in exchange for a mind numbing, mood altering, body bloating experience for the other 26!

I suppose this was God's way of telling me just how lucky we are to have our OWN hormones and how they make you feel great even if you are in the midst of a career change and you only have thirty bucks in your bank account (kidding, i have millions). Thanks God. And thanks to the many thousands of you for reading this, your only MegMac post of 2010.... most likely, perhaps, i can't promise anything with this happiness!!